6’4. Impressively endowed. Consistently bemused.
Rarely certain where my keys are.
I make content, I lift heavy things, and you’re gonna feel like you’re the most important person in the world, becasue for right now? as far as I’m concerned, you are.
I won’t pretend to have it all together — but the parts that are together make me so much more than just a pretty face and a big dick. (I am. Occasionally. The dick is doing a lot of the hard work and we’re good with that.)

*If you ask the right people




